but really why are we so freaked out by our bodies? “OMG I saw someone’s butt!” like yeah, what is the big deal? it is just a butt… okay yeah I get it, if I saw Bert’s butt I’d probably go crazy and catch fire with desire.

Who else got a snapchat from Bert? I totally can’t remember the quote because I was in shock! Help? I also got one of a clockwork orange. :)

I should’ve screenshot it but like I didn’t want him to know…

jump to like 2:35 to hear him talk about Bert.

Greatest thing ever.

“he.. he likes to take his pants off”

ahahaha, dying.

OMG an now some fans have their panties in a bunch because Bert cut and dyed his hair? Seriosuly? SERIOUSLY?!?! I mean I love bert’s long dirty hair but I kind of like his hair now too, and um here is another thing, IT ISN’T MY FUCKING HAIR. so I don’t care. (and dude he is sexy no matter what, they all are)

I am so sick of being a fangirl, this fans are really starting to piss me off.

Gerbert gets more attention than Wilbert because EVERYONE knows Gerard, hardly anyone knows Wil. But honestly like Wil and Bert are total bffs and like that time Wil gave Bert a flower on stage and like bowed. And I bet if you asked Wil and Bert if they dated Wil but like hell yeah and like wilbert is a thing okaay? A major thing. Just look at the sentence Wil wrote about Bert in his thank yous on Hate Culture. That is love.

Okay so like why haven’t Andy and Bert kissed yet? Someone better get a picture of this when it happens on Warped this year because the USED isn’t playing my date and like it is so going to happen…

Gerbert or Wilbert?

That is the question.

Omg! It was chubby Gerard and Skinny Bert. Then Bert got chubby and Gerard got skinny and now they are like both in between! And I was sure there is a point to this text post but now I don’t know….

(stole this off youtube) This kills me. Wil bows, Wil gives Bert a flower, they kiss.

Seriously. This is death.

“Bert for being my cellmate” Gerard in his Thanks on Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

*tear*