May 2013
However I don’t claim hoes before bros because let’s face it when you have true love they come first when it matters most.
Good friends stay up late to listen to a best friends problems and try to cheer them up, even if your hubby is in bed next to you trying to sleep cause he starts his new job in the morning. :)
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
haemus:
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
I want to have a bf just like that
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our...
riseofthecommonwoodpile:
remember how punk culture was supposed to be anti-elitist and then it morphed into this cesspool of elitist shits trying to decide who/what is and isn’t punk
that’s some irony you can drizzle on a cake and eat that’s how rich it is
queen-of-france:
aliciasimmons:
fat-frank:
ieroplaceable:
help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
hetakiosk:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
...
Anyways I bought a very pretty dress. :)
Funny. When I finally started becoming happy I lost all my old friends. I fell in love and could barely enjoy it because my best friend was jealous and so paranoid about loosing me. Funny how I got married and no one was excited or happy for me. Funny how bad it still hurts after all this time.
I fell in love but I wasn’t selfish about it, I was still there for my friends. Funny cause...
Today’s vta special: drunk or crazy? Or both?
I found a box full of sharp objects….
sarlaccvagina:
petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
thegerardgayway:
trackingmyinsanity:
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
amon-fire:
fuckyourfreckles:
rizaoftheowls:
derinthemadscientist:
stolenpandorica:
elisetheawesome:
kyoukokiriqiri:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
Vaginebola
Red Tide Warning
shark week
the red...
thehorrorshowbegins:
Aw I’m sad now because only Lolita and The Satanic Verses have arrived and I REALLY WANT MY NEW COPY OF KISS ME JUDAS.
Where the heck did you find a copy of Kiss Me Judas? Kay I’ve been looking for a physical copy of that book forever! I finally cracked and bought the kindle version but I need an actual copy!
Reblog if convenient.
jmkitsune:
allonsy221b:
heresyourhost:
If inconvenient, reblog anyway.
Could be dangerous
clumsyoctopus:
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN...
neopiacentral:
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
claydols:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
thehorrorshowbegins:
I used to like Russian dolls until I realized they were full of themselves.
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
I have a sty forming under my eye and I don’t know why! But I fucking hate sty! There are so uncomfortable ! Bleh!
abhortion:
thisisthinprivilege:
Thin privilege is being able to die of natural causes.
there are no words in the english language to articulate how stupid and absurd this post is
Wow… I know I’m like a month late but really? Did BOTDF really make rape jokes? But like that’s perfectly okay? But throwing mic stages into the crowd with no intend on hurting someone, and someone accidentally getting hurt, makes you the devil?
Now like rape is not funny. I get they have been accused of raping someone or whatever and in sure that really gets to them but making...
Listen Up, Dollface: Reblog if you're a female who... →
m-monte4:
iwanttohuglokisobad:
howdoyoulogout:
I’m trying to prove a point to a douche in my class who thinks girls are lying about enjoying marvel.
are you fucking kidding me along with there being tons and tons of hot men its pretty fucking cool too come on
I LEARNED HOW TO…
^that
amazzingphil:
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
Forgive me for 1. My tons of post, I feel like I haven’t really been on tumblr for days!
And 2. My xmen freak out but omg I love xmen! :)
So...
wateroracle:
Is there a custody battle going on between Marvel and Fox over the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver or something? Because one moment I’m hearing Joss Whedon confirm they’re existance in Avengers 2 and the next the Xmen franchise has already casted a Quicksilver. So Im kind of confused right now
Marvel and Fox better work together instead of fucking shit up!
Evan Peters to Play Quicksilver in X-Men: Days of...
leave-thelight-on:
Woooo!
jeanvaljeanralphio:
GUYS.
EVAN PETERS IS GONNA BE QUICKSILVER IN ‘DOFP’.
EVAN PETERS IS AN X-MEN.
AND MAYBE AN AVENGER?????!!!?!>@?>E>@?>????
I AM CRYING IN MY HEAD.
I AM EIGHT KINDS OF NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW.
DON’T TOUCH ME.
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Also like what the fuck is going on with QuickSilver? In days of future past ? Avengers 2? Both? So confused.
